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French Jokes
Q:  Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris?
A:  Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished coloring in the second one

   What's the deal with France?  It's a republic, it's an empire, it's a republic, it's an empire--why don't they just pick one and go with it?

Q:  How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?
A:  No one knows, it has never been done!

Q:  Why did Napoleon want to cross the English Channel?
A:  He wanted to get away from those pesky French!