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Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris?
A: Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished coloring in the second one
What's the deal with France? It's a republic, it's an empire, it's a republic, it's an empire--why don't they just pick one and go with it?
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?
A: No one knows, it has never been done!
Q: Why did Napoleon want to cross the English Channel?
A: He wanted to get away from those pesky French!